School Story:
Sophmore year: Mrs. Mattox was teaching literature/english class; for some reason, Joe Eddie had brought a jar of peanut butter into class and had it in his desk (those where your books went in under your desk and not at the bottom); when she caught him with it and asked what he was doing, he threw it at her but she ducked and it hit the blackboard; the jar broke and of course it stuck but also spread everywhere; she made him clean it off and he was up front of the class wiping it off with one finger at a time and giggling. I don't remember what she did to him later, if anything, but we laughed about for years and still do when we get together.
